Making Biscuits - Why Cats Do That Thing

Cats need to knead. Nobody knows much about whychicken one day bold. They sniff-to-death things they
cats do anything. There are many notions but fewhave sniffed for years as if they had never sniffed
dependable facts. The usual suspects are: The cat isthem before. I bring in a new object; they don't
reverting to kitten behavior in which the mother isknow it exists. Two days later it is the exclusive
not producing an immediate supply of milk and theproperty of one and the other should drop dead
kneading opens the gates. Seems reasonable andbefore touching it.
likely. I have many cats. Actually I have two, theyI bring home an elegant cat toy full of catnip and
just seem like many. One kneads often, thebells. They play with the bag. I'm gone for a week
other-never.and a neighbor feeds them. I come home, they
Some suggest that the cat who kneads in adulthoodnever heard of me.
was weaned too early. Maybe so. (I guess I shouldA stranger comes to the door, they run for the hills.
explain that 'making biscuits' is a colloquialism forA friend they have met a hundred times comes to
kneading. Sounds good to me).the door, they run for the hills. I come home from
Some say that the cat who kneads in adulthood wasshopping. They yawn.
weaned too late. For this we need scientists?I'm trying to watch television; plop, right in front of
Who can say? Purring is even worse. It seems thatmy eyes. I go make dinner, plop, right on the
cats purr as they are dying. How does that relate tocounter. I go to the bathroom; plop, all over me.
all the happy purring? The kiss of death? No, that's aNow I want to pet and cuddle; sorry, sleeping time. I
whole other scenario. Purr them an offer they can'trun the vacuum, I'm Frankenstein. I get a piece fish;
refuse. I don't know.oy! What can I tell you?
The Rising Rump Syndrome is another matter andPeople write books about cats. What do they know?
cannot be discussed without adult supervision.All they got is facts. You want to know about cats?
Some of my two cats are chicken and some areYou don't want to know.
bold. I say some because they switch sides; one dayYou can look at my cats on my website below.