Meet Max, Our Cat

Many of us have cats as pets. I personally have a bigusually sufficiently loud enough to completely wake
white cat. His name is Max and he thinks he ownsdad up. Now that dad is up, Max makes sure that he
the house. Actually I think he owns the house too. Igets a good morning scratch before any of
once heard a saying that dogs have masters andimportant work is accomplished by dad.
cats have staff. I completely believe that statement.Now dad is a very important person in Max's life, as
Let me offer you some insight on one day in the lifedad is the one that fills the food bowl first thing in
of my cat.the morning. So Max kicks up a storm until dad fulfills
Max likes to sleep much all night although he believeshis purpose in life by filling that bowl. Now if dad
he's the head security guard while the humans aremakes a foolish mistake of putting in dry food and
sleeping. So he keeps patrols going only longnot wet food Max will surely tell him. But eventually
between catnaps of course. When the time comesdad does accomplish the important task of filling food
for the first human wake up he's there and waiting.bowl. After Max is ready to move on to his next
Usually it's mom. Now if mom doesn't get up its Max'sactivity. This activity he thoroughly enjoys through
job to make sure she does get up. Doesn't she knowmost the day-sleeping. He will get up only if there's
that when she's making lunches for the kids that sheany chance of morsel of food coming his way
needs to give Max some of that meat too?otherwise sleep off the day.
Once Max is sufficiently pestered mom to give himWe can tell when the kids are just about to come
some of the lunch meat by stretching up and tappinghome from school as Max starts looking for them.
her on the hand while she's making sandwiches, andSometimes he'll watch out the window or sometimes
meowing all the while, it's time to make sure the kidshe runs around the house like his tail is on fire. Max
have gotten up. Max likes to jump on the beds untilwants the kids come home as he gets lots of
the kids eventually kicked him off or they start toattention. That means he could get a scratch from
pet him. Once that important duty is completed, timeeach of them. Once Max has gotten his attention
to wake up dad.from the kids, it's time to head back to sleep. Soon
Max will run at full speed down the hall and thumpyou know it's bedtime for the humans and Max
into the bedroom door to pop it open. The noise isemerges from sleep ready to start the cycle again.